“g-g-g-g-g-g-unit!”.

all of the above have partaken in homosexual activity.

chances are hip-hop head or not you are familiar with the term that is the post title. from the music, the members, the clothing line, the video game & the awesome music videos; you are familiar with the niggas curtis, marvin, christopher & david but we’ll address them as 50 cent, tony yayo, lloyd banks & young buck for thug4lyf credibility purposes.

fronted by the incredibly business savvy & most likely to be mistaken for an ape; curtis jackson a.k.a. 50 cent a.k.a. fiddy a.k.a. boo-boo, yes boo-boo. their album “beg to mercy” was the ghetto album anthem; with songs for the thugs, bitches, hustlers, bitches, skrippers, bitches, gangstas & bitches, what more could you want? these niggas pratically ran hip-hop; every where you looked you saw one of these buffoons from the gorilla unit. so if you’ve been picking up soap in the pen for a few years it’s only right for you to think that g-unit is running the rap game, niggas is wearing their sneakers & your baby moms is their #1 groupie, right? the situation begs to differ. fast forward to 2008.

• curtis is still apparently mad at the pawnage he suffered from kanye west therefore he jocks him in geographical locations the average african-american male would not have knowledge of. hey at least his gap miraculously disappeared.
• david rehearsed lines for the new g-unit sitcom “when gorillas cry” to curtis over the phone for advice from curtis who is now a movie star; whilst curtis blandly refused to acknowledge david’s obvious talent instead informing david of how great marvin’s weed carrying abilities are & so getting increasingly frustrated at david’s lack of understanding that weed carrying for boo-boo involves homosexual activity; fellatio to be exact. david was clearly “confused” at this point therefore curtis decided to leak the phone call to the ghetto’s finest news source & remove david’s status as a gorilla so that david can go & seek the knowledge across the path of wisdom to clear the confusion. there were also unconfirmed rumors that david was spotted at a tattoo parlour getting “real thugs cry” tattooed on his left titty.
• marvin continues being praised by curtis for his superior abilities at performing oral sex as mentioned above.
• christopher released an album that wikipedia aptly states “was not considered as a commercial success”.
• the group as a whole released an album that well… flopped.

so what now for the gorillas we all though would succeed in their plea for world domination but failed quicker than you can say “olivia got a dick”? you’ll see; part ii coming soon, real soon. *evil laugh*.