do you like teenage girls?

September 21, 2008

i’d hit (volume 3): aubrey o’day.

September 19, 2008
don't you wish?

"do you have any black inside you? would you like some?"

a combat of obscene boastful poetry.

September 18, 2008

quotables (volume 1): “dj khaled interlude”.

September 18, 2008
no homo.

al-qaeda's favorite disc jockey.

hip-hop’s favorite correctional officer william leonard roberts better known as rick ross (pronounced rick rawwss) deemed it fit to have an interlude on his second album “trilla” by the talentless khaled khaled a.k.a. dj khaled a.k.a. so many other also known as’. surprisingly khaled delivered one of the best performances ever witnessed in hip-hop. oozing charisma, hard hitting lyrics, thought provoking connotations; poetry at it’s finest ghetto form. lyricism that puts shakespeare’s finest works to shame. what follows is the linguistic art i speak of.

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blame the parents.

September 17, 2008

i’d hit (volume 2): ashanti.

September 17, 2008
thick chicks like dick.

thick chicks love dick.

it’s the real: making it chain.

September 15, 2008

“g-g-g-g-g-g-unit!”.

September 15, 2008

all of the above have partaken in homosexual activity.

chances are hip-hop head or not you are familiar with the term that is the post title. from the music, the members, the clothing line, the video game & the awesome music videos; you are familiar with the niggas curtis, marvin, christopher & david but we’ll address them as 50 cent, tony yayo, lloyd banks & young buck for thug4lyf credibility purposes.

fronted by the incredibly business savvy & most likely to be mistaken for an ape; curtis jackson a.k.a. 50 cent a.k.a. fiddy a.k.a. boo-boo, yes boo-boo. their album “beg to mercy” was the ghetto album anthem; with songs for the thugs, bitches, hustlers, bitches, skrippers, bitches, gangstas & bitches, what more could you want? these niggas pratically ran hip-hop; every where you looked you saw one of these buffoons from the gorilla unit. so if you’ve been picking up soap in the pen for a few years it’s only right for you to think that g-unit is running the rap game, niggas is wearing their sneakers & your baby moms is their #1 groupie, right? the situation begs to differ. fast forward to 2008.

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i’d hit (volume 1): sarah palin.

September 15, 2008
will skeet 4 palin.

will skeet 4 palin.

zomg zomg.

September 15, 2008
zomg zomg, a new dildo!.

"zomg zomg, a new dildo!".

ok, so the niggga now has a blog.


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